Is this the real life?

Until zombies learn how to swim >:)

On this island, I learn to speak to sharks. They become my friends. They eat the zombies before they reach the island as a token of gratitude to me, their leader

darksilhouettes replied to your post: Oh no! Zombies are walking the streets. What is your plan of attack?

What if that island actually has zombies too? Because you accidentally brought on of whatever mode of trasport you used to get to said island? :P

I use my shotgun. There would only be a few that would fit on my vehicle of choice. Once they’re dead I can live in peace on my island.

I have a feeling I don’t want to D:

There was this one time, the elevator wasn’t moving and the doors were closed. I nearly had a panic attack before I realised I never pressed the floor I wanted to go to. Then in the midst of my almost panic attack, I pushed the number button so hard it broke. Luckily it went to my floor and I got off. Otherwise… *shudder*

I enjoy this. Be sure to pick cats that aren’t as claw-y as Oscar :P

Yep, Cats that love me are a must

I didn’t realise you were claustrophobic. Although, I do remember you mentioning something along those lines the other day. Learn something new every day!

I manage to hide it well. You haven’t seen me flip out in an elevator.